Heard you bastards in America got a new "Star Trek" film or whatever. Not that I care. Expecting me to give a shit? I got Wikipedia, I got Fruity Loops, I got wine so cheap you'd have to have that knife that can slice pennies in half in order to buy it, I don't need nothing you shitheads are offering.
I am an artiste. Suck it.
I'm gonna write a rock-opera about Walt Whitman. I'll show you America.
God, I'm drunk.