Saturday, March 28, 2009

Awoke to throbbing feeling of helplessness in uncaring universe, punctuated by vomit. Regurgitated something that could only charitably be described as Crab Rangoon and bits of a wooden stick I had used in the creation of a popsickle made of wine. Decided to spend rest of day listening to Bridge Over Troubled Water and staring intensely at paintings.

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  1. Dearest Foberts,
    Please abandon this ridiculous experiment in pedagogy. Perhaps you could combine your love of costumery and self-flagellation into a brilliant career in the Holy Orders?
    Love, Womb Mother

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